Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sleeping my way to a flat stomach

Everyone has heard by now about the 2004 study that linked lack of sleep to obesity. Even an hour of lost sleep a night, the scientists reported, made a significant difference.

So here's my plan: I'm going to go home right now, make myself some cocoa, and curl up on the coach. When I wake up, I expect to see some high-def abs under my shirt. Cause I may not be core at the gym but I am a rock hard snoozer.

Pretty soon, people will be mixing me up with that chick in the photo. Can't wait!

bt: 2:00 am wu: 7:52 oob: 8:12 t: 5 h 52 m score: flabbifying. grumpifying. horrifying.